I can’t tell you all how happy I am. This was what we all fought so hard for. Allan Candy invited me into their office at the end of the week and we finally got to the bottom of this whole oogie mess. By now I hope you have all seen the press conference. I felt so silly sitting up there in front of all those reporters and cameras. But who cares? The truth is finally out! Thank you to everyone who believed in me and helped to get my story out. I couldn’t have done any of this without you.
If only my dear Morty could see me now. What a crazy world. Now, what’s next?
Watch the Official Press Conference: